Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

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Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

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There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

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The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

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When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.

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