Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

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One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

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Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

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In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

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Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

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Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

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