I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!

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