He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

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The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

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I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.

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