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We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

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Presidents don't do it to their wives. They do it to their country.

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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

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I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

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If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

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If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

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You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

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