A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.