A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

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We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

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Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

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Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

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Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.

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It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

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I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

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Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

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