When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

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Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."

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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

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