Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

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Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

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Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

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There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.

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