The funniest line in English is ""Get it?"" When you say that, everyone chortles.

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A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

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I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.

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To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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