Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Fran Lebowitz in Metropolitan Life (1978)
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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