Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.
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Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.
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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.
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There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
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Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind.
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Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.
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