The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.

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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

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Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

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Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.

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We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

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It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

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