A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

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The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

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The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

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No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

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There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

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Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.

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Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

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If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

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