I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

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Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

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Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

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If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.

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We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.

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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

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Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

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Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

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It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

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