I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to associate it with work.

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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

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Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who?

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I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don't wear makeup in real life. It's just part of the gig, that's all.

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Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

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Every day I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

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I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

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After I did the first Die Hard I said I'd never do another, same after I did the second one and the third. The whole genre was running itself into the ground.

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I just have more fun when I get to try new things - and the action film genre has kind of painted itself into a corner, copied itself so many times and it has basically run out of bad buys.

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