I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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