Why am I so famous? What am I doing right? What are the others doing wrong?
They're called ""angels"" because they're in heaven until the reviews come out.
I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.
Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.
I hated singing. I wanted to be an actress. But I don't think I'd have made it any other way.
I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.
How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from discrimination.
I'm not that ambitious any more. I just like my privacy. I wish I really wasn't talked about at all.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.