Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

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If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop 'em

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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

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