In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

quote by Woody Allen
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!