Thought Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage.

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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?

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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman

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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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