There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.

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I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him ""father.""

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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

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