It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

Will Rogers in Illiterate Digest, 1924 (Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince)
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out

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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat

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