I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.

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