An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

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