Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

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Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.

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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

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