Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

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Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

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