Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

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I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.

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I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.

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Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.

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Movies are nice, but there are very few roles for women and most of them are sluts or something.

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They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.

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I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.

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I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.

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I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

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Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.

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