I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

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Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

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The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

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Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

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We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

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