I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.

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I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

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I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

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I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.

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I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

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I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

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It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.

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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

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If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

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