The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.'
'A genuine anteater,'
The pet man told my dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!
I thought that I had wavy hair
Until I shaved. Instead,
I find that I have straight hair
And a very wavy head.
My beard grows down to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my bare,
And down the road I goes.
I've discovered a way to stay friends forever--
There's really nothing to it.
I simply tell you what to do
And you do it!!
Mrs. McTwitter was the baby-sitter
I think she's a little bit crazy.
She thinks a baby-sitter's supposed
To sit upon the baby.
I Know You Little, I Love You Lots
I know you little, I love you lots,
my love for you could fill ten pots,
fifteen buckets, sixteen cans,
three teacups, and four dishpans.
Depends on if the judge is fair,
Depends how high the heels you wear,
Depends on if they count the hair,
Depends if they allow the chair.
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Help me please.
Someone went and stole my knees.
I’d chase him down but I suspect
My feet and legs just won’t connect.