Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

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Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

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Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

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Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

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The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

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You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

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There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.

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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

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There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

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Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule.

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