Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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