I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

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I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

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If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

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I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

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People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

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I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

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The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

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The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

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