Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

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I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

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Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

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I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

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I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

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This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

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I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

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You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

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Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

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