Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

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That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

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In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

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Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

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Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

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It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

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I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

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Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

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When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

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