Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
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God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
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I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
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No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
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