I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just a tired feeling really.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'