Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

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Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

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My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

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My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

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A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

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If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

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