Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say ""when.""

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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.

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Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

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Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

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He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say ""when!""

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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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