Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

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Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.

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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

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