One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

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Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

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All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

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A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.

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One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

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The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

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If today was half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

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By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

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If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

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Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

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