Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

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I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it unqualified praise.

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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

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It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

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We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

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Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

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I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

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My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

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That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.

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