I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
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It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
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It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
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If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
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Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
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I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
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No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
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