I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.