Ah Lord Eros
Ah Valentine that ferocious bum
Makes women swoon just for fun
Costs me a packet in cards and stamps
And the return is a kiss just to say thanks.
What more would I ask for, now that would be rude
To see you all naked and reacting all crude
First in a maids shift and then as a nurse
or perhaps a stern policewoman what could be worse.
Dear Valentine well man thanks a lot
No one is speaking because I forgot
If it wasn't for you perhaps I'd be rich
with a house full of women not wearing a stitch.
We men have it hard at this time of year
sending out flowers and calling you dear
with tons of chocolates tied with red ribbon
All sorts of goodies, many forbidden.
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