Whipped Cream On My Anus
murder burn your nipples with ciggerettes and turn your face into an omlet then bite my own foreskin off before i piss on it, prepare to bicycle spokes in your eye sockets, while i shove a table leg covered in blue cheese up your ass, slit your stomach then your guts get wrapped around your throat and i choke you till' your nuts turn black, adjust my back, miss chiropracter, i just did crack, while snorting exstacy, injecting speed and fucking cats, ayahuasca is my favorite drug, when i got your daughter tied up with an anus plug, inserted in her asshole, left in for three days, then i rape her, video tape her while the diahrea sprays
i have a possessed penis, it wakes up at night and tries to strangle me right after i've turned out the lights, i cant be within six feet of a female, or it'll slither down her butt crack, through her anus then impale, after rupturing her intestine, and i quess when im ingestin' estrogen it helps a little, then i get the urge to molest again, i've invested in therapy, varying medications, now that i've tested them, i've decided that all i can really do is give in, thats my best defense, so i inject my pants with steroids and down a box of viagra, my penis shoots diagi-nally through the earths crust and then expands, splitting the earth in half, then i get a boner and shit my pants, it slams into the moon and blasts it to a million pieces, then rips the fabric and space and time and heats it, to such a high temperature with my spicey sperm, that it lurches warps and contorts like a little fiesty worm, like burnt plastic, i warp reality, with my burning bubbling bursts of cum, and dense phallic meat
Extremely pissed* off.
I shall castrate the religious oppressors and feed them their scrotums, as they've castrated our minds with their disgusting morals for generations. I speak of a matter of human evolution, most are conditioned and desensitized by society, taught to accept other's beliefs, the truth of the matter is disgusting and infuriating. Think of the history they destroyed, mayans, incas, aztecs, summerians, egyptians, well, fucking* everything to be exact. Millions of tablets, scrolls and artifacts were destroyed because they didn't tell you to lick God's ass and be a good ignorant little sheep. For all we know the ancients had trucks and cranes to help them build pyramids and shit, but Constantine, the author of the new testament, got their first. And think of the god damned scientific advancements that would have been made so much earlier if people would remove Jehova's phallic member from their anus, We would have attained our current understanding of the universe in the middle ages. In sum, anyone who believes in religion is a damned fool and must be killed, we must out grow this filth and focus on our scientific knowledge and become more technologically adept you ignorant mother fuckers*.
I Was Drunk When I Wrote This
crazy hazing brain cells cocaine dwells within them eating sea shells and children buildin' my skills in instillin' the will to blend caapi vines and P viridis dont be skiddish, i'll keep my wee hidden until i pee friggin demons come out of my weenie hole, so rub my genie globes and be enchanted by my magical inseminating pole or you shall pay the toll your whole life will fold over five hundred times like the ashes in my weed bowl as they warp from the heat, you will warp from your heat as you yowl and leap at the site of my meat, so eat and feast of the sacred fruits, or i'll rape your poop hole and break your tooth, i eat my own semen dreamin' of the demon that sticks its thumb up my anus and creams in my belly button, woe nelly, somethins' clawing the inside of my penis hole, to tell me, muffin...what in the universe keeps people too perverse to use my verses and disperse this accursed worsening state of the spurtin' semen of ignorance in humanitys asshole, all over the vast globe, its trash so i will smoke hash oil and tell you of the toil but wait i just soiled my pants, to a boil my blood has advanced emancepate yourself from plantations of seeds of damnation intellectual castration on that ass placin a vast abrasion on your brain and laceratin' the attainment of gnosis blow dicks hoe bitch no frickin' load of thick creamy cum can close the lips of your over hit boner pit, im about as sober as this: hash hits, expanding the vastness of your elastic ass bitch, grass rips my synapses while i dab my dick in acid a flask of it to be exact, i lick my own buttcrack and stick a funnel in my penis then let bees in it i need clinically attention, i put an active extension cord in my mouth then peed in it