The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.
I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?
Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform.
I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.
As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.
When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.
In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.
I've grown tremendously as an actor by being there. It is comic writing the likes of which I don't know that I'll ever see again and it's been a great, great experience.