We're just moving along as quick as possible.

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I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

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If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

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You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

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I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

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I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

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Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

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