If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book.

Lemony Snicket in A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear.

Lemony Snicket in A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Hostile Hospital
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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.

Lemony Snicket in A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grimm Grotto
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