Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.

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Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

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There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.

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A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

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America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

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Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

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The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

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