The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.
Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.