The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

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Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

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Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.

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Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

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The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'

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There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

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Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

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